Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Zoe Traps Herself in Her Room, by Heather

Two-year old Hilde has been coming into Zoe's room and messing with her stuff. Zoe asked me yesterday if we had any more child-proof door handles that she could put on her door. I told her that it was a great idea, but, no.......I had already gotten rid of the extras. This morning, a rattling, crackling noise.......like that of a small rodent.......could be heard emanating from Zoe's corner of the house. And then, a small, confused plea of "help?"

Yes, we have doors and walls in our house painted this color. It is real.

Zoe had wrapped tape around her outside bedroom door knob so that it could not be turned and Hilde would not be able to get into her room.........but when Zoe closed her bedroom door that night she had, in effect, trapped herself inside.......... this knob won't turn from the inside either! It was fun to rescue you this morning Sweetie Pie.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Hilde Helps Feeds The Fish By Zoe Heino

Hilde Jane Heino 'helped' me feed my fish tonight.


So, You know how babies learn to do things, (they watch you and then they try it,) well I have a pet fish that I feed every day, so naturally Hilde watches me do it.


 So tonight, when she was in bed already, I noticed the fish food was all used up. And when I looked into the fish tank, All the fish food was floating on the surface of the water.



 What a little trouble maker. I just hope it dosn't kill my fish. :)



Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Heidi and the Tube by Heather


It was 1994 and I was attending Lancaster University in England. For the first two weeks of Easter Holiday (spring break), my Mom (Grandma), Eric (Grandpa), and sister Heidi came across to visit. It was the full rainbow spectrum of personalities, with my Mom trying to keep everyone happy, polar opposites Eric and Heidi.........and then me.


Eric was super-focused, speed-walked everywhere we went, the ultimate man on a mission. Heidi was also focused.....on doing her own thing.


Hiding in corners of the Egyptian Artifacts room of the National Museum to do word searches, buying loads of books that had to be carried around in her luggage, crocheting hats out of yarn that she actually brought all the way across the sea ...... and then the Tube Incident.



The Tube is the underground subway system in London and the main form of transportation for getting around the city. We were switching hotels and had all of our luggage with us, needing to board the next train. We knew that we would have to be on the ball because the cars are often crowded, the doors open and close..... and if you don't get on with all of your things, well.......too bad, no one is waiting.


The train arrived, the doors opened, and we all started climbing in with our huge backpacks and luggage. Eric, Mom and I were all on and loaded when the doors closed.........on Heidi. When this story is retold, the highlight is everyone's very different personal reaction. Heidi's look of pure surprise and bewilderment. Mom frantically pulling on the doors, trying to prevent them from closing on her 'baby'. Eric rolling his eyes in extreme annoyance. Then me, laughing and waving goodbye to my sister.


Why was I laughing? I don't know....it was one of those special moments in time that are just so silly. The looks of the native Londoners witnessing the spectacle of the dumb-ass Americans trying to board........the small adrenaline rush of something happening that could be a big deal, the fact that it was Heidi, and watching my Mom try to claw the doors open . All of us bring up this story multiple times during the year because it is something we will all remember forever. I am laughing right now just thinking about it.


So what happened to Heidi? We left her standing on the platform watching our train pulled away. Like other times that would come later (leaving to hike the PCT by herself, backpacking the mountains in the Czech Republic alone), I wondered if this would be the last time I would ever see her. All would turn out OK, for Heidi waited and Eric went back to get her. It's a good thing she stayed put, if she had tried to find us she might to this day still be wandering the streets of London.
















Saturday, July 13, 2013

I Found Some Leaves on the Way to the Ice Cream Store, by Lila

I found some leaves when we were going on a hike with mommy and Zoe and Hilde. 
 

 And then we got to the ice cream store. 

 We all got cookies and cream ice cream. 

And then we went back the way we came. It was a hot day and it was very long. We had fun. 

 And then we jumped into the pool.
 


 


Friday, July 12, 2013

Fulton Canyon Blues by Heather

"Heidi's trail mix isn't any good, there's no candy in it."  ~Zoe

In 1908, two railroad companies simultaneously started building railroad on both East and West sides of the Deschutes River Canyon. Both companies wanted the contract to continue south to central Oregon....... it was an all out railroad war. Company men would shoot at each other from across the canyon, drop boulders  from the cliffs above on the competing parties work camps, and release bags of rattlesnakes at each others work camps (my Dad told us about the snakes when we were kids....there may be credibility issues with this story). Eventually, the railroad company on the west side of the river won, and the project on the east side became an abandoned railroad bed that hikers, mountain bikers, and horseback riders can follow for 20 miles south.

"And sometimes, if you listen closely, you can still hear the sounds of the ghost trains from the abandoned track howling in the night"....Heidi

Eastern Oregon is noted rattlesnake country. On the way, Heidi spent so much car time talking to the girls about rattlesnake safety and what to do during encounters, that by the time we got to the trail head......there was no question in their minds....... they were going to get bit. We started hiking at Fulton Canyon and followed the raised bed south. It was hot and we were already baking. About ten minutes in, Lila had her first meltdown. She didn't ask to come, she wanted to go home. Lila was brave and continued on.
Lila looked down and pondered the fate of the last five-year-old to pass this way. Things were not looking good.


We tried to amuse the girls by telling silly stories.
Heidi: Girls, just as the French brought us the Statue of Liberty, the Egyptians brought us the pyramids. If you look across the river, you can just make out some of those pyramids, worn down by the passage of time.
Zoe: it kind of looks like a butt.

We beat through the brush to get down to the river for swims.

 "I think Lila's delirious, she's talking to herself again." ~Zoe
"How did Vincent Van Gogh cut his own ear off? Was he running with scissors?" ~Lila


We stopped and rested tired feet in the shade, only to be harassed by bees, flies that looked like bees, and biting flies. We saw Santa Claus, fossilized pig snouts, and friendly snakes in the brush.




Somewhere along the way, Zoe's flip-flop broke......she continued to walk in them anyway (she also had sneakers, so yeah......I don't know).
"I'm not a trailologist or anything, but this one looks pretty dangerous" ~Zoe

Somewhere between mile 4 and 5, we found a place to set up camp. We were beat. We lay out our tarp, set out the sleeping bags, and got ready for a night of sleeping out under the stars. As we lay under the sky, we swatted at both the real and imaginary ants and spiders crawling over our bodies and in our bags. We listened to the chomping noises of an unidentified rodent close by. A lonely cow called from across the field. We wiggled for room in our hot, zipped-together bags, and watched a train pass on the track across the river.


And then it was dark enough. The planets appeared, bright satellites, the major and then minor stars. Not all of us were awake to see it....... the sky became dark, deep, and beautiful.....sprayed with stars, all the points of light that we forget exist because we never see the sky this way.

Miles and miles of heat, bugs, dirt, bushwacking and trailblazing..........yes, it was worth it.


Monday, July 1, 2013

How I Probably Saved My Sister, by Zoe

     I'm not a hero or anything, but I do have an incredible story to tell you. This story is about how I saved my sister from drowning, even though I'm kind of regretting it now....JK! So back when I was only six and little Lila was only two, we were staying at a resort in Whistler, Canada. And a resort without a pool just doesn't fit. So of course there was a pool. And wherever there is a pool, you'll see us in it. So we were at the pool and presently we were hanging out at the hot tub. The hot tub was about three feet deep. And I don't know why, but all of the sudden, Lila jumped into the hot tub right next to me and went under the water. And I thought, well she's my sister, I might as well pick her up. Next thing I knew, Mom was jumping into the hot tub clothes and all. Thanks for reading! Cut!



Hilde And The Toilet Incident, by Zoe

                  Now, everybody knows that toddlers are trouble. You know, the terrible twos and stuff? Well, Hilde is a different story. This baby, (blonde hair, blue eyes, and about one foot tall) is a living catastrophe!!! There is many different "accidents" that have occurred in this house, but they would take decades to list. So for right now I will only share one. So usually, when babies are quiet, most people are overjoyed they aren't shrieking. Well not this family! When Hilde is quiet, it means she is up to no good. And when she is up to no good, that baby is big trouble. So one day, when Hilde was being quiet, we knew there was a problem. We looked in all places where there most certainly would be trouble. After looking in the kitchen, the living room, and the playroom, we knew it had to be the bathroom. And right we were! Hilde had taken all of the bath toys and dropped them in the toilet. Oh there was a lot of consequences! Lila started crying, Mom started laughing, Dad glared at Hilde, Hilde started laughing, and I rolled my eyes. A lot of incidents have happened in this family, and that's one of the funniest. Cut!