Hilde And The Toilet Incident, by Zoe

                  Now, everybody knows that toddlers are trouble. You know, the terrible twos and stuff? Well, Hilde is a different story. This baby, (blonde hair, blue eyes, and about one foot tall) is a living catastrophe!!! There is many different "accidents" that have occurred in this house, but they would take decades to list. So for right now I will only share one. So usually, when babies are quiet, most people are overjoyed they aren't shrieking. Well not this family! When Hilde is quiet, it means she is up to no good. And when she is up to no good, that baby is big trouble. So one day, when Hilde was being quiet, we knew there was a problem. We looked in all places where there most certainly would be trouble. After looking in the kitchen, the living room, and the playroom, we knew it had to be the bathroom. And right we were! Hilde had taken all of the bath toys and dropped them in the toilet. Oh there was a lot of consequences! Lila started crying, Mom started laughing, Dad glared at Hilde, Hilde started laughing, and I rolled my eyes. A lot of incidents have happened in this family, and that's one of the funniest. Cut!